Tuesday, November 30, 2010

ME to the Rescue...

si M*rk tumatawag

Lunch ko... This be better be important. sabi ko

Its stuck. si M*rk

Wala akong kilalang toll person, try ko yellow pages mamaya pag-akayat ng opis. ako

Tanga! Hindi yung kotse. siya

Eh ano? Elevator? As if naman my magagawa ako. sabi ko sabay higop ng sabaw ng tinola.

Hindi... Si V*nz, he's stuck...
M*rk

At pupuntahan ko siya ganun? Hoy gago! Hindi ako pang-salo.
Me

Would you shut up and listen? M*rk

Ay! Gumaganun?! O siya... Siya... Me

He agreed to you-know-what and...
M*rk

O? He agreed and? ako ulit.

And... hindi na naituoly ni M*rk

OH-MY-F*CKIN'-GOD! sigaw ko sa canteen.

Patulong. Masakit na eh. si M*rk

Anu yan L*ckJ*w?
Me

Hindi, may braces na kasi siya... sabi niya.

Hahahaha! di ko napigilan sarili ko.

Demonyo ka! Stop laughung, help! si M*rk seryoso.

Hahahaha! di ko talaga mapigilan...

Eh ba't ako tinatawagan mo? patuloy ko...

Kasi alam kong matutuwa ka... Ayaw mo? Gago ka talaga! Alala mo si J*n? Di ba you were in a similar situation? sabi ni M*rk

si J*n eh classmate ko sa Botany nung college. 7am yung class namin and we sort of developed a habit of having "breakfast" together - if you know what i mean...

Hahaha, anubyun... Oo nga nuh? Haha... patuloy ako sa pagtawa.

So anu na, suggest! si M*rk atat na.

Can you... Err... C*m?
Me

Gago! Yun pa inisip mo! sigaw niya.

Tanga! If you can you-know-what eh di may sort of lubricant kayo and it would be easier to pull it out. Gets? sabi ko in my as-a-matter-of-fact voice

dead air.

Tangna, masakit eh... si M*rk

Hahaha... This is the best day of my life... Hahahaha! sabi ko.

Next suggestion... Saka paki-bilis, matatapos na luchbreak ko, wala pa akong kain... siya.

Edible ba lotion? si M*rk ulit.

Gago ka. Anuhin mu na lang yung anu niya tapos use his you-know-what instead of yours... ako

dead air.

Hmmpft. si V*nz

Taena, dami naman nito... si M*rk

Anu na? ako.

Ayaw niya eh. si M*rk.

Anung ayaw? ako.

Ayaw niyang, uhm... I-ingest yung you-know-what. M*rk

Hay! Talaga naman oo... Desperate times call for desperate measures... Bigay mu telepono kay V*nz... ako.

Your on speaker phone, kanina pa. si M*rk.

Ay... Okay... Pasensiya, tanga lang. ako.

sabay sabi kay V*nz

V*nz, akala ko ba nasa abroad ka? But that is beside the point... Huwag na ipokrito, so do us all a favor and do what your told. Don't worry, i THINK it's safe, it might not be the tastiest thing in the world but its at least nutritious. Isa pa, when you love someone, you swallow...
Me
 
dead air.

Dahan-dahan lang... Aray, tang ina... si M*rk




Hay... M*rk

After a few secs...

Mahal, it tastes kinda stale... si V*nz

Hahahahaha. ako

Hahahahaha. ako pa rin

Hahahahaha. hindi ako maawat.

Huy, OA na... Pero salamat ha. I knew you'd know what to do. Hehehe si M*rk.

Gago ka, sinira nyo lunch hour ko. Me

Babawi ako, salamat talaga. Your so bright! Hehe.
M*rk

You better. O siya, siya...
Me

Gago! M*rk

Talaga! ako.


*I'm not exactly proud that i know my way out of things like those pero, this made my week talaga, promise. LOL!

5 comments:

  1. this made me laughing on the floor non stop! nice one! lol

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  2. para akong tanga tumatawa mag-isa sa table ko. hahaha

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  3. k wanderingcommuter: hehehe - eto na ang happy memory ko... whenver i feel sad, i shall think of this... hahahaha. glad it made you laugh. ;P

    k engel: score! made you laugh too! hehehehe. ain't life a funny thing no?

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  4. wtf nakakaloka! parang ang sakit! you're such a good friend. haha

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  5. k ʎonqʎʇıɔ: oo, masakit... hehehe... and yes, i try to be a good friend... ;p

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