(I just had to get that out of the way.... hehehe)
You're the cutest when your jealous.
I know you took it very seriously but you were really funny...
Every single bit of maturity you have goes out the window when you're jealous.
You don't share me your spoon...
You give me a pillow instead of your arms...
And you don't flush the toilet (which i know irritates you more than me... hehehe)
Baka naman nagpapa-cute ka lang.
Kung ganunman ang intensiyon - bagay mo.
And seriously, you shouldn't be jealous of:
I mean sure, he's a walking sex appeal...
And sure, i ignore you every Wednesday and Thursday (sometimes even Saturday) when i'm doing his marathon...
BUT....
He's not the person i share my spoon with...
Or the person whose arms i rest my head on...
Or even the person who gets mad at me when i don't flush...
No amount of sex appeal (hay... easy boy... easy...) can ever make me feel the way i feel with you.
(Uy, someone's smiling...)
Ganun.
-o0o-
I sent the above as an email to HE...
You see, HE caught me jacking-off to the a scene (S1:E10) of the Tudors where Henry and Anne were doing it amidst trees and Henry asked Anne if he could finally go for the goal. Anne refused since he was not yet divorced with Katherine...
Basta - imagine Henry's half exposed butt and an enraged, cannibalistic fit towards Anne (parang bordering S&M and rapist effect) - if that won't raise Jr. up, i don't know what will so i just had to whip Jr. out and have an impromptu release (in the living room no less... hehehehe). To cut the story short, HE walked in and called me disgusting (which turned me on more... bwahahaha).
So after finishing up and wiping it all away (hay - what a waste of genes e?), i went to the kitchen to grab me some vanilla ice cream. HE was there helping himself to some so i reached for his spoon but he pat my hand...
Dun ka na lang sa Jonathan Rhys Meyers mo. HE
Tae, selos ka? Hahahahaha... ME
HE was quiet.
Uy, seryoso ka? Hey... ME
Do you ever jack-off to the thought of me? HE
Hahahahaha... ME
Di nga, its a legitimate question that deserves a legitimate answer. HE was dead serious.
I kissed him on his cowlick.
-o0o-
I didn't want to lie to his face: I have never jacked-off to the thought of HE.
I have always jacked-off to MY fantasies - Ahron V. (Yes, even before Survivor), Roco N., James Y. (Yes, even before Boy Abunda err... Kris Aquino), Chris T. (Hihihihihi)...
Don't get me wrong, its not that I don't fancy HE but he's far better than any fantasy...
Because HE's my reality... (I rhymed! Hahahaha)
Hay - I'm a bad kabit.
PS: Feeling ko ida-diet ako ni HE dahil hindi ko sinagot yung tanong niya so here's to uneventful nights - cheers!
Kaloy!!! Hahaha... Sabihin mo, better to jerk off to a fantasy rather than make it come true with someone else.
ReplyDeleteStill, hahaha. Nagulat naman ako, he was actually jealous. I always thought its normal to fantasize. But that's just me.
Kane
Ain't HE so cute to even claim your fantasy land as his too? Kanya na nga ang reality pati pantasya pa rin sa kanya? In other words he wants all of you? Lupet magmahal and you are so lucky! K, I also have a "second" crush on Roco N. and Chris T. hehehe!
ReplyDeletesabi sakin once before that medyo bastos daw yun if you jerk off to the thought of the one you love.
ReplyDeletedidn't know may naooffend pala pag di mo sila pinafantasize.
k kane!!!: ambilis. :). CONCUR. hehehe. but come to think of it, more than being jealous, i think HE just wants an affirmation that HE is sexually fantasized about - HE had issues lately on age and growing (looking) old... ah - again, the vanity of men...
ReplyDeletek kryptonite: i have to support your logical deduction on the matter sir - hahahahaha. and i am lucky too - maybe more than HE is... :) PS: If Roco N. would be a little taller noh? Hehehe
k engel: oh - i gues HE's weird that way... :). sabi ko nga kay kane - HE's looking for some affirmation that HE's still sexy of sorts and can still be the object of sexual fantasies - do you think its machismo? Hehehe...